First Puke of 2012!

I can't believe I didn't get pictures of the epic pile of laundry created by one one-minute puke.

Let's be clear - not a puker and not a fan of puke.  (See last year's posts about our new years through day  six puke-tacular)

And this time he threw up ON ME and HIM in BIG BED while I was home alone with him.  I've always had back up before.  Or missed the actual puking.  But I was here and stuck for the whole shebang.  If I wasn't 9 months pregnant I probably would have been able to hop out of bed with him at the first indication of puke and then it could have been a mostly floor cleaning issue.  Instead, we were cuddled in Big Bed reading books and in such a way mommy couldn't move (no abs to sit up, have to roll and flop like a sorry fish to get out of bed without stressing my pinched nerves) as the puke came in waves 1-4 until we were both totally covered.

I managed to save the book and monkey blanket - success!

Though it remains to be seen if my brand-new maternity/post baby WHITE sparkly sweater will survive past its first wearing.  Its soaking now.

I have decided to leave today's picture to your imagination.

3yr old puke of an entire apple and bottle water, two pieces of broccoli and one bite of chicken on me, him and the whole queen size bed.

4 loads of laundry.

enjoy.